🌑 ULTIMATE PATCH NOTES — THE STORM BREAKS 🌑
🌪️ INTRO: THE STORM ERA BEGINS
The calm before the storm is over.
The sky splits. The ground shatters.
The world of the League is reborn in chaos and glory. ⚡🌑
Today, you stand on the edge of a new frontier.
Today, you choose:
BEFORE WE GO DEEP —
Real ones ➡️ type “9” in Discord General right now 😈
Let’s make the fake fans confused as hell 🤣
📈 TEAM BUDGET REBALANCE — RISE OR FALL
The currency of the League... has been reshaped by destiny. 💷✨
Your team’s power rises and falls based on real in-game performances.
No mercy was shown. ⚡
Here’s the full deep-dive into every fate:
🌪️ AMY FC
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💸 WAS £6,500 ➡️ NOW £6,200
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📉 SUMMARY: The storm has NOT been kind to Amy FC. Loss after loss after loss... the walls are closing in. A once proud house now fights to keep the lights on. 😞🕯️
🌪️ PRIME FC
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💸 WAS £88,500 ➡️ NOW £71,000
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📉 SUMMARY: One of the biggest financial catastrophes ever recorded. 📉
Like watching a supercar crash into a lamppost in slow motion. Painful to watch. Beautiful in a way. 🚗💥
🌪️ SHEFFIELD UNITED FC
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💸 WAS £20,000 ➡️ NOW £23,200
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📈 SUMMARY: RISING FROM THE DUST! Sheffield United FC defied expectations, showing real grit and heart. You love to see it. 👏🔥
🌪️ CHOCO ELEVEN
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💸 WAS £19,200 ➡️ NOW £11,111
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📉 SUMMARY: Absolute free-fall. Rock bottom. If they lose anymore, they’ll be owing chocolate bars just to survive. 🍫💀
🌪️ BETAS FC
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💸 WAS £41,000 ➡️ NOW £44,280
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📈 SUMMARY: Silent killers. 🧟 1 loss in the last 5 games? RESPECT. Betas FC growing stronger every week. 🏆
🌪️ DIVINE ANGELS
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💸 WAS £51,000 ➡️ NOW £48,000
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📉 SUMMARY: One win in five matches. Not even divine intervention could save them this time. 😇🩹
🌪️ ENGLAND
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💸 WAS £22,500 ➡️ NOW £23,000
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📈 SUMMARY: A tiny glow-up 🌟. Maybe they found some lost tea money in the backroom. 🫖💷
🌪️ FORGOTTEN ELEVEN
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💸 WAS £25,000 ➡️ NOW £20,000
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📉 SUMMARY: Truly forgotten... by the scoreboard, by the fans... and now by their bankers. 😞
🌪️ KIRSTY FC
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💸 WAS £77,500 ➡️ NOW £72,100
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👑 SUMMARY: Still on top of the world in wealth 💎, but a few cracks appearing. Will they crumble or strengthen? Stay tuned. 🔥
🌪️ MYSTIC FC
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💸 WAS £39,500 ➡️ NOW £39,500
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😐 SUMMARY: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. No movement. No drama. Mystical stillness. 🧘
🌪️ RYAN FC
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💸 WAS £28,800 ➡️ NOW £28,000
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📉 SUMMARY: The 3-game loss streak bruises both pride and pockets. 🥴
🌪️ SMACKDOWN FC
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💸 WAS £35,000 ➡️ NOW £35,000
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⛔ SUMMARY: NO CHANGE. Zero movement. Unmoved. Like a stone statue. 🗿
🌪️ THE HOUNDERS
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💸 WAS £23,500 ➡️ NOW £25,000
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🐺 SUMMARY: HOWLING into the night!! 19th place but fighting like lions. 1 loss in last 5 games = reward earned. 🐾
🌪️ SUNNY FC
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💸 WAS £20,000 ➡️ NOW £25,999
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🌞 SUMMARY: Massive glow-up energy! Sunny days are truly here again! 🕺
🌪️ BEACHBALLERZ FC
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💸 WAS £20,500 ➡️ NOW £19,500
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🏖️ SUMMARY: A little slip and stumble in the sand, but they’ll bounce back. 🌊
🌪️ OCEAN BREEZERS
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💸 WAS £20,000 ➡️ NOW £22,222
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🌬️ SUMMARY: The sea breeze turned into a whole windstorm for these boys. Big ups! 🌊
🌪️ DROPLET FC
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💸 WAS £20,000 ➡️ NOW £20,000
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🚫 SUMMARY: Flatlining... nothing gained... nothing lost... just floating aimlessly. 🛶
🌪️ XIX FC
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💸 WAS £20,500 ➡️ NOW £21,120
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📈 SUMMARY: Small gains stacking like Lego bricks. 🧱
🌪️ STREAMLABS FC
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💸 WAS £10,000 ➡️ NOW £20,000
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🎥 SUMMARY: MAD START! From the slums to the spotlight. Future looks BRIGHT! 📸✨
🌪️ GRAFITI FC
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💸 WAS £10,000 ➡️ NOW £21,000
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🎨 SUMMARY: From zeroes to heroes. The art of football, perfected. 🎨🔥
👑 TOP WEALTH + BOTTOM DESPAIR
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Richest: Kirsty FC 👑 (£72,100)
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Poorest: Amy FC 🥀 (£6,200)
Gap between top and bottom = £65,900 🤯
It's literally a different planet.
🛠️ WEBSITE EVOLUTION — TEAM VALUES REBORN
Tons of new work done to make everything fresher, sharper, stronger:
✅ Team Budgets Page — rewritten & made 400% easier to understand
✅ Random textbox bug — DESTROYED 💥
✅ FAQ — cleaned, resized, explained better ✍️
✅ Explore The Prices Header — DELETED 💀 (it made no sense lmao)
✅ Button glitching back to values page — NOW FIXED!
🎨 NEW LOGO VIBES
The logo has been reworked to fit the Season 8 Storm Theme —
The website now FEELS like you’re stepping into a battlefield. 🎖️
🏥 INJURIES SYSTEM — REAL CONSEQUENCES
Welcome to the pain game. ⚔️
Your players can now get injured, for real.
🛠️ New Features:
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Clearer Text: Short, punchy, EASY to understand
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Crystal White Font: No more squinting at dull colors
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Positions shown next to each injured player
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Help guide if you don't know your DF from your MI & STR👟
CURRENT INJURIES:
(And maybe more incoming 👀)
📣 RTV FIXTURES LIVE TONIGHT!
⚡ Stay tuned — about 30 minutes before the games, alerts will drop in Discord!
⚡ Be ready. Some battles will be streamed LIVE inside General! 🎥🔥
💀 PAGE DEATHS — WHO WE LOST
Some classic pages have fallen in the storm:
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🕊️ Rivalries Page: TEMP GONE (Back at season’s end)
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🕊️ Title Graph: GONE (returns during finales)
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☠️ Chat Page: GONE FOREVER. RIP 🪦
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🕊️ Pre-Season Friendlies: GONE (Back with Season 9 🔄)
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🕊️ Transfers Page: OFFLINE, back 30th April! 📆
⚔️ LEAGUE vs FOUNDATION — THE BEGINNING
The TRUE battle begins. 🏴☠️
The LEAGUE will clash against The Foundation very soon.
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Stay sharp. Stay dangerous. 🔪
🥇 RATING TIME + EMOJI BOMBING
Drop every emoji you see below into Discord General:COPY & PASTE!!
🌑⚡🌪️💥🔥📉📈🩹🎥🎨📚🛠️💀🕊️🏆🏴☠️
🌪️ FINAL WORD:
🌑 THE STORM ERA IS HERE.
⚡ FIGHT HARD, LOOT HARDER.
🔥 BECOME A LEGEND, OR BE FORGOTTEN.
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