🎉🎨 SEASON 8 PATCH NOTES — “LET THE PAINT POUR” 🎨🎉
🗓️ Launched on World Art Day — April 17th, 2025
🎨 A new era begins... one SPLASH at a time.
🚨 WE MADE IT TO SEASON 8... THAT’S INSANE 🤯
Before we jump in — let’s take a second to just breathe this in.
8 SEASONS.
From a joke, to a hobby, to a full-on world. We've laughed, memed, bet, fought, and watched teams rise and fall like gods in a storm. This isn’t just some made-up league anymore. This is legacy. This is lore.
And now... we paint. 🎨🌈
So what’s new?
EVERYTHING.
Let’s break it down in true paint-splattered style ⬇️
🖼️ GOODBYE, SEASON 7 — YOU BEAUTIFUL CHAOS
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🎭 Season 7’s banners? All taken down — folded, framed, and packed away into history.
➤ But if you missed it or wanna relive the glory, the Season 7 tab is still live at the very top. Go cry over old matchups there 😢
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🚨 NEW BANNERS INCOMING
The site’s now dressed up with a full-blown Season 8 banner takeover — loud, proud, chaotic and painted with the energy of a thousand graffiti cans.
This is the most colourful the site has EVER been. You literally can't ignore it.
⚰️ SEASON 7 EXITS — WHO GOT RELEGATED?!
The end of a season always means heartbreak for some — and this time, it's some BIG names heading to the depths...
⬇️ RELEGATED TO FOUNDATION:
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⚫ THE TRIBALS FC – a fan-fave with raw energy, now pushed down to regroup.
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🔵 WIGAN FC – brutal blow, but maybe it’s the underdog arc they need?
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🟣 TWITCH FC – the stream kings are OUT of the league... time to hit “restart stream.”
💔 These aren’t just teams. These are stories. Good luck in the Foundation, legends.
🧱 FOUNDATION OVERHAUL — A STORM HITS
Even Foundation isn’t safe.
❌ ELIMINATED FROM ALL COMPETITIONS:
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🦅 ENDURING EAGLES —
Let that sink in: EAGLES WILL NEVER BE IN THE LEAGUE AGAIN.
No return arc. No redemption. Their final flight has landed. 🕊️
And it hurts.
✨ THREE BRAND NEW TEAMS 🆕
With goodbyes come new hellos — and this season is bringing in FRESH. CREATIVE. CHAOTIC. ENERGY.
🎨 PAINT FC – Pure expression. Unpredictable as a canvas mid-splatter.
💨 SPRAYPAINT FC – Fast, messy, loud. They leave colour in their wake.
💥 GRAFFITI FC – Making their mark straight into the Main League. They're not here to play pretty — they’re here to take over.
🔥 More deets on these three on the Official Season 8 Page — go meet your new faves.
📚 THROWBACK MODE ACTIVATED
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All stats, tables, and records from Season 7 are now fully live and archived!
➤ Hit the Season 7 tab to geek out on old matchups, heartbreaks, comebacks, and all the random chaos.
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NEW Foundation Record Sheet is now online thanks to a new collab between the Main League & Foundation.
➤ Check it out if you want the inside scoop on who’s actually cooking down there 👀
🎤 SEASON 8 CEREMONY — THE EVENT OF THE SEASON
📅 Thursday, April 17th | 10PM–12AM
🎭 Hosted LIVE with the wildest vibes we’ve ever had
You thought the last one was nuts? Wait for this one.
🎰 Bet your channel points on your faves once the nominees are revealed.
📊 Outsmart the crowd. Get rich. Earn bragging rights.
💸 TEAM VALUE SHEET REFRESH
🧾 Season 8 Value Sheet is now officially LIVE
🎉 Every manager gets a 10K bonus to start fresh
Whether you're planning a big buy or a sneaky trade, this is your war chest.
🚧 TEAM 11 REBUILD
❌ Removed:
✅ New Team 11s:
➡️ Team 11s represent the hungry ones. Watch these three — they’re loaded.
🧑💼 PLAYER CONTRACT CHAOS
🗃️ All contracts RESET – clean slate.
If you don’t act fast, you’ll lose your best players to the void.
Teams affected:
⚠️ Note: Mystic & Kirsty haven’t re-signed ANYONE — so all their players are now FREE AGENTS.
Let the transfer madness begin.
🔄 MAIN TEAMS PAGE OVERHAUL
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Relegated teams have been vaulted 🪦
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New teams now proudly listed
This page is now a living museum of legends and newblood. Go browse the future.
🧾 RECORDS PAGE — REIMAGINED
Season 8’s Record Sheet is live and GORGEOUS
Redesigned to actually make sense this time lol — clean, readable, and ready to be broken.
Go carve your name into the book.
📊 STANDINGS PAGE — RESET FOR GLORY
All-new standings, all-new table, all-new drama.
This page is your bible now. Study it.
💔 A RIVALRY ENDS…
😭 With WIGAN & TWITCH both relegated, the legendary WIGAN vs TWITCH RIVALRY has officially ended.
No more trash talk. No more revenge arcs. It's over.
🕯️ Pour one out for the chaos they brought us.
🏆 HOME PAGE & TROPHY ROOM REFRESH
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Trophy shelves have been updated to reflect Season 7
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Old names retired. New champions await.
What names will get etched into history this time?
🏁 PRE-SEASON TOURNAMENT
📆 THIS SUNDAY
💰 Prize Pool: 25K
⚔️ A fast, no-rules warmup before Season 8 truly begins. Get in. Get loud.
🔧 FIXTURES IN PROGRESS (BUT NOT BY ME!)
📢 PSA: I don’t handle fixtures anymore — that’s Mia’s job now 👀
Wanna know when your squad plays next? DM her on Discord. She's got the master list.
🧠 FINAL NOTES & REMINDERS
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Join the Discord for real-time updates and chaos
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Spam emojis in chat, bet smart, and make memes
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EXPLORE THE NEW PAGES — don’t sleep on the new tabs
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GET READY TO PAINT THIS SEASON
🗣️ SEASON 8 IS YOUR CANVAS
Paint with chaos. Paint with passion. Paint like it’s the last season on Earth.
This isn’t just a league anymore — it’s an art piece. And you’re holding the brush. 🎨🖌️
LET THE PAINT POUR. 💥💧🌈🖼️🔥
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