⚔️ THE RIVALEYS REHAUL ⚔️

Patch Notes - Version [RIVALEYS: EXPANDED LEGACY EDITION]

 

💔 A Bittersweet Change: The End of Tracked Rivalries

 

Let's rip off the bandage and dive straight into the real talk...

 

After a long and passionate history of tension, tradition, and all-out warfare between clubs across the league, the era of "live-tracked Rivalrys" has officially come to an end.

 

Yes, you read that right. Rivalrys will no longer be updated or tracked from this point forward.

 

But before you go throwing your manager's clipboard across the locker room, hold on — this isn't the end of the story.

 

🛡️ Rivalrys Are Still Alive… Just Evolved

 

  • All existing Rivalrys will remain proudly visible on the Rivalrys Page.

  • Each Rivalry will now be marked with the status:

  • "This Rivalry has expired indefinitely and will no longer be updated/tracked."

  • These expired Rivalries are no longer chained to league outcomes — even if a team is relegated, the Rivalry remains. History lives on.

This means you still get the passion. You still get the hate. You still get the pure, chaotic animosity... just without the hassle of scorekeeping.

 

🔥 Introducing: RIVLAYERS™

 

Who said we were done adding fire to the flames?

 

👥 Say Hello to the New Era of Club Clashes

 

  • RIVLAYERS are a fresh new system that expands Rivalrys beyond a single opponent.

  • Teams can now officially have multiple rivalries at once — because some clubs just like fighting everyone. (Looking at you, Dirty Clubs™ 👀)

  • A whole new matrix of mayhem has been born. More enemies. More drama. More reasons to score that last-minute 90+8 minute screamer.

🧩 Coming Soon… to The Foundation

 

We do plan to bring Rivlayers to The Foundation Page in the near future.
However, we are currently experiencing… ahem… trademark complications (👀💼).
We’re working on a solution and hope to integrate it by next season. Stay tuned.

 

⚠️ Note: If a team is completely removed from league existence, their Rivalrys will, naturally, be deleted. Ghost teams can’t beef.

 

🛡️ Amy FC Gets a Glow-Up!

 

🎨 It’s official: Amy FC has rebranded with a brand new badge!
This badge will now appear site-wide across all pages — wherever the old one was seen, the new design shines bright.

 

🧐 Still see the old badge somewhere? Let us know ASAP — even though we’re 99.9% sure it’s all patched, we’ll leave 0.1% wiggle room for gremlins in the code.

 

🧾 CONTRACTS 2.0 — Player Rankings Revamped

 

  • All Team Contracts have been updated!

  • Each club’s page now proudly displays their Top 3 or 4 best players by role:

    • Best Attacker

    • Best Midfielder

    • Best Defender

    • Best Goalkeeper (if applicable)

This quick-glance system gives you a faster way to scout, fear, or admire the best in every squad.

 

🛑 Check your team’s contract page NOW — or risk being caught lacking.

 

💸 TEAM BUDGET SHAKEUP — FINES, FINES, FINES

 

We’re not saying the league is corrupt… but let’s just say a lot of fines happened this month. And because of that? Budgets have shifted — drastically.

 

Here’s the full financial overhaul (brace yourself):

 

🏟️ Club 💰 Previous Budget 📈 New Budget 💬 Notes

 

PRIME FC £103,000 £109,000 Gained from others’ misfortune.

 

Sheffield United £78,000 £84,000 Also benefited from league-wide chaos.

 

Betas FC £115,000 £121,000 Safe, stable, rising.

 

Divine Angels FC £126,700 £143,000 Huge gain. Angels flying high.

 

England FC £73,000 £79,000 Budget Brexit successful.

 

Kirsty FC £205,000 £210,000 Could've been £211K but got fined. Still rich.

 

Mystic FC £72,000 £77,000 Potentially £78K if not for the fine.

 

Ryan FC £87,000 £93,000 Close call on £94K.

 

Smackdown FC £76,000 £82,000 Thanks to rivals being naughty.

 

Sunny FC £87,900 £93,000 Solar-powered budget boost.

 

Ocean Breezers FC £75,000 £81,000 Riding the wave of fines.

 

Droplet FC £72,500 £78,500 Flooded with bonus cash.

 

XIX FC £76,000 £82,000 Gained from widespread fines.

 

Graffiti FC £122,000 £128,000 Paint splattered on the tax forms.

 

Zero Point FC £70,000 £75,000 Could’ve been £76K but… fine.

 

Brianpool FC £74,999 £81,000 Nearly £82K, but again: fine.

 

Peacekeepers FC £69,900 £75,000 Ironically got richer during chaos.

 

Galaxy FC £59,000 £65,000 Shot up like a comet.

 

Wigan FC £125,000 £128,000 Could’ve hit £131K but had loan costs.

 

Amy FC £69,000 £69,100 Badge investment cost them growth.

 

The Tribals FC £97,000 £103,000 Riding the fine-fueled financial train.

 

📌 CLOSING THOUGHTS

 

This update marks a new era.


An era where rivalries are no longer tracked — but forever remembered.


An era where teams can feud with multiple enemies.


An era where badges evolve, contracts matter, and budgets rise and fall like kingdoms.

 

“The Rivaleys Rehaul” isn’t just an update.
It’s a cultural shift.
A war cry.


A declaration that the spirit of football — bitter, glorious, chaotic football — will never die.

 

🗣️ Feedback is always welcome. Found a bug? Spotted Amy FC’s old badge in the shadows? Got ideas for next season? Send them in — the league lives because of you.

Let the Rivaleys live on. ⚔️

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